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Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!  ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836



One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters.  ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640



Never raise your hand to your kids.  It leaves your groin unprotected.  ~Red Buttons




When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.  It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.  ~Mark Twain




I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.  ~Author Unknown



Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.  ~Jean Paul Richter




They say that age is all in your mind.  The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.  ~Author Unknown



It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.  ~Johann Schiller

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  • A father is always making his baby into a little woman.  And when she is a woman he turns her back again.  ~Enid Bagnold

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  • Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.  ~Charles Schulz
    It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.  ~Johann Schiller
    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.  But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.  ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)

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  • We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.  ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881


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